Storms a' brewin'

when i become old im going to grow a long beard. one day when it storms im going to make sure there are a lot of people around me. when the clouds come over and darken the area im going to wait till the dog barks(if i have no dog i may or may not make my own dog sound)and say "storms a' brewin" but make sure not to swallow for hours before I say it. then everyone will be freaked out because im old and i should know when a bad storm is coming.

its a small dream,but a dream none the less.